Monday, June 01, 2009

Donut Fries

If there is a God, he lives and works in San Jose. Please bear witness to the GREATEST invention in deep fried pastries since the doughnut hole:

These, my lovelies, are donut fries (!!) with raspberry jelly and Bavarian Cream dipping sauces. I can only hope they're actually fried in lard, and not that pussified transfat free vegetable oil. They can only be found (as far as I've searched) at Psycho Donuts in San Jose, CA. Sigh...why couldn't some beautiful bastard in Minneapolis/St. Paul have thought of this? Or at least some enterprising fair food vendor? I think these could be the only thing that could drag my lazy, afraid-of-flying, cheap ass to California. Fuck the beach, I want some donut fries!

(via This is Why You're Fat)

5 people who bitched:

Sarah said...

I'd fly for those! Hell, I'd walk for those, and I dont like to walk very many places.

amera hearts said...

haha! i started randomly looking at that site a while ago but mostly the entries gross me out. this one actually looks good!

DRH said...

Actually ... that's in Campbell, Ca ... my home town!

jane said...

Ooh, that is my dream. Also this, which is the same thing, as far as I can tell, but you dip it in a tiny bowl of salt:

JAGA DANGO : Mashed Potatoes Coated in Sweet Donut Batter Fried Crisp $6.00.

jane said...

Hey we kind of already had this conversation! :)

http://www.secretsofthecity.com/talk/posts/new-minnesota-state-fair-foods-for-2009