I'm not sure if I've done a list like this before, but I'm on my second Jameson and Ginger, so I'm going to do it anyway.
A list of reasons why I am the most excellent girlfriend:
1. I like cooking and doing dishes.
2. I like to go to dive bars.
3. I'll let you hold the remote.
4. Porn doesn't bother me at all.
5. I'll tag along to the strip club if you want.
6. I put out.
7. I don't like chick flicks.
8. I think farting is kind of funny.
9. I drink beer and whiskey.
10. I won't make you watch Sex and the City because I hate that show.
11. I don't want to get married. Unless you ask. And even then, I'd have to think about it.
12. Parents love me.
13. I'll drive you to the airport at 5 a.m. and not bitch about it.
14. I don't need to hang out with you all the time. As a matter of fact, I'd prefer not to.
15. I hate talking on the phone.
16. I have no problem with going dutch on a date most of the time.
17. I love action movies.
18. I can get ready in less than 30 minutes. That's including a shower.
19. I kiss on the first date. Unless you're a mutant. Are you a mutant?
20. The only male pet peeves I have are guys that leave their shoes in the middle of the floor, burp and then blow it in my face, and leave pee on the toilet seat.
Ladies, what makes you a good girlfriend? Guys, what makes you a good boyfriend?
Although, a more interesting question is what makes you a terrible girlfriend/boyfriend?
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5 people who bitched:
1. No arrest record.
Also, I didn't notice you were linked to twice. Oh well, I'll let it stay. :)
Sadly, I have two strikes on your list of three annoyances. Although I often wipe the pee up. So there's that.
Bix- oh! That's a good one!
Jason- Well, that's good. I also couldn't date you cuz you're married...
I fail on all three of those things, but they alone do not make up why I'm an a**.
On second thought, I don't burp and blow it in people's face except my brother.
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