The highlight/lowlight of the evening were the geek streakers. Highlight because I got to see nerd ass, lowlight because I wasn't paying attention and didn't get to see nerd penis, not to mention said nerd streakers got maced by an overzealous St. Paul police person. Obviously, there's a no-tolerance policy on nerd nudity in the Science Museum. Heaven forbid geeks would get their first glimpse of full frontal schlong...
Amber is scandalized and titillated by geek wiener...
Jeremy relives his days as a maypole dancer at the Renascence Festival...last year...
Hedy and some chick dancing their panties off...
Jeremy cries on Mary's shoulder after having his cock rubbed by a man with questionable sexuality...
Hedy leans away from the strong odor of Gorgonzola emanating from Jeremy...
Hedy and Abysmal Chick...
Who farted? Seriously...was that you, Hedy? God...go to the bathroom for Chrissakes!!!
Hedy: "Yep, I farted..."
I just saw nerd ass...and it was smooth and pale...like yogurt...
"Eh...I've seen better..."
Theater/Renascence Nerd...
Wallflowers...no one asked us to slow dance...
Guys like to make passes at girls who wear glasses...except for me...
Rich being charming...wait, what?
Abysmal Chick is astounded by the size of that bears...uh...paws....
Stick that ass out farther, dammit!!!
Post booze sugar fest at Hedy's...
Mmmm...pop rocks and Miller Lite...ambrosia...
I will post YouTube links laters...
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7 people who bitched:
But you were the geeky flowery girl! How could people not want your photo?
Wait...wha? At what point during the night was I charming?
great pictures!
did anyone get drunk and puke on themselves?
I love your maypole flowers! Wherever did you get them?!?
Why didn't anyone ask us to dance? Poor Mary is wiping away a tear! Bah! Personally, I think we were the hottest geeks there. Aw Yea!
If Rich was charming it must have been when I wasn't there. Figures.
i'm not one for dressing up either.
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