You know when you read the fortune from your fortune cookie (that oh so sickeningly sweet pseudo-dessert at the end of an MSG-laden meal at your favorite rat parlor) your supposed to put the words "in bed" at the end of the sentence? Well, last week my co-workers and I went to the local Chinese dive for lunch and this was my fortune…I SHIT YOU NOT!
"Don't force it, use the proper tool."
Truer words have never been spoken, my friends.
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5 people who bitched:
didn't you already know that?
can i use my tool on you?
Carl- you better, damnit, I'm starving to death!
Oh man, leave it to you to get THAT one! hahahaha
Well, it sounds like good advice from Confucius! ;)
Hehehe. My friends from my old office used to do that...they'd say "In the bed and under the covers" after the fortunes when we went out for chinese...
I've not heard one quite that good though lol.
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